Move Over Trump and Hillary

Hogan Here!

EVEN A DOG CAN DO IT BETTER!

I still think that Donald is a Golden Retriever like me. He looks just like me.  So many people attack Trump while he is only barking his opinion and plans.  I have decided to keep my opinions and plans to myself.  Good idea! No one attacks a quiet dog. 

But this quiet dog is thinking. I think that I will build a fence between Mexico and the United States.  It would only be twice as tall as myself and be of chain link so as not to block the view.  I would run that fence everyday just to invite the Mexicans to play with me.  That is what Golden’s do.  This fence running would initiate the practice of International Recreation between the United States and Mexico.   I would create and head the Department of International Recreation and serve our government proudly.

I would handsomely raise the minimum wage but not cause economic disaster with this wage increase. My solution of a minimum wage increase is to raise the wage for half of the people half of the time.  Then, reverse this process for those first affected and begin this process again for the other half of the people not affected.  I would call this program FETCH. Half the time you catch the increase and half the time you don’t. 

I would totally change our health insurance as it is currently.  Routine physicals would be free. Checking routine health would be only a tail sniff and cost not a cent as it is based on the scent of Golden Retrievers.  Why not.  This is what Goldens do.

So far, this is a lot of thinking to think about.  I think I need to chew a bone to collect my thoughts for other plans.  Can't Wait!

A Donald Moment