The One Percent

Hogan Here!

I don’t know why any dog gets up for breakfast.  Breakfast is, usually, heated frozen food, strong coffee and unreasonable schedules.  The only snack for a dog is licking a greasy plate left in the sink.  Drain board surfing only finds daily lists and crumbs.  Most dogs are just salivating for nothing!

Well, I have other thoughts. Breakfast is really one of the sweet spots of life. It is the time when thoughts can flow without interruption and good comfort food can pave the day.  I say, bring on the family discussions basted with poached eggs and bacon but leave the table scraps on the counter.  Yes, allow everyone to move into their morning schedule with positive limits of planned accomplishments.  Make sure that cleaning the kitchen isn't on that morning schedule.

Now, it's the dogs' moment!   G-o-o-o-o dogs!  Go counter surfing!  This is your sweet spot.  You clean the kitchen.  Later, when your folks come home, ask for forgiveness.  It's too late for the permission part!  And, if necessary, point out to your folks that, in a dog's world, they are in the One Percent!  Can't they give up a few scraps?  Yes, they can!

HOPE FOR THE BEST