Hogan Here!
I don’t like
water! I am supposed to be a water dog,
but I was born with land legs and lead weights. Wouldn’t you know that it was my trainer who
picked up my land legs and walked them into our pool. And I was on top of those
legs! Where was I to go?
My Dad was
in the pool waiting for me as my trainer held me above the water. Mom sat far away and looked horrified. The only water Mom doesn’t have a fear of is
from the faucet! Her fears sure didn’t
help me one bit.
I knew that
I had to feel the fear and swim but I kept my head up against every human
shoulder that I could find. My heart was beating twice as fast. My back legs floated lifelessly, my front legs wouldn't bend, and, all the while, I was
turning the color of seaweed.
HOPING FOR THE SPCA |
Two men came by playing golf. One looked at me in the pool and then shouted to Mom: “Swimming lessons?” Mom smiled and nodded her head. The man, then, said: “For a dog!” Mom said: Yes, why not?”
“For a
dog?” Why did that man think that I was
less than a people? The adrenalin flowed!
I started
for the edge of the pool. I swam and ran
up the steps. Oh, if I could just have
eaten that man’s balls! But, he took his
fat self and his clubs and his balls to the green and far away from me.
But, I
learned to swim. I forgot the fear and
found the steps.
WATERLOGGED PRIDE |
Now there is
only one problem. I have to be insulted
again before its worth another swim. I am not a water dog. But, I am a great sprinter, a great runner, a great dog, and a great sort-of-people.
Oh, did I
leave a word out of this text? Should I
have written golf balls rather than balls? Oh well. Balls are balls to a
Golden Retriever. Why should I qualify? I am Hogan.
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